Mario, Junaid Aur Mera Bam-Bhosadaa Plan - I

mujhe neeche main gate ke khulane aur phir band hone ki aawaaz aaee.

Junaid hogaa.

mainne jhat se shirt, baniyaan aur jeans utaar kar kapadon ke ek dher par phenk deen. ab main sirf chaddhi pahane thaa, jhakaas safed mircro brief, mere size se chhoti. aur phir jaldi se palang par let gayaa. apane badan ko chaadar se dhakaa. apanaa haath lund par chaddhe condom par rakhaa, aur phir main aankh band kar ke "so" gayaa. matalab ki jaise main gaharee neend mein hoon.

Junaid ko koi shaq naheen hogaa. wo jaanataa thaa ki main gadhe, ghode, haathi, uunth sab bech kar sotaa hoon. Junaid kaa yahaan aanaa shuru hone ke dinon mein hi, ek din jab wo apanaa favourite computer game 'Mario' khel kar jaa rahaa thaa, main palang par lete-lete novel padhate-padhate neend aa chuki thi. usane mujhe jagaane ki bahut qoshishein kari theen. jab meri neend thodi khuli thi aur usane mujhase kahaa thaa ki wo jaa rahaa hai, to mainne use zor se daant diyaa thaa ki yah jhaant si baat bataane ki liye mujhe kyoon jagaayaa. wo pahali aur aakhiri baar mainne usake saamane koi gandaa shabd istemaal kiyaa thaa. mainne usase yah bhi kahaa thaa ki mujhe sote se kabhi bhi mat jagaayaa kare. use jaanaa ho to computer off kar ke chalaa jaaye, aur agar usake aane par main sotaa miloon, to computer chaalu kar ke game khel liyaa kare. phir main palat kar phir so gayaa thaa.

usake baad se darjanon baar main sotaa rahaa, aur usane aate yaa jaate mujhe kabhi disturb karane ki himmat nahin kari thi.

condom mein ghiraa meraa thandaa lund mere apane hi maal mein sanaa huaa thaa, jise mainne abhi thodi der pahale muth maar ke jhadawaaya thaa. mainne condom pahan ke mutth maaraa thaa, isaliye meraa maal condom mein hi jamaa ho gayaa thaa.

par phir mere plan mein pahali gadabad ho gaee thi. mainne aaj tak jitane bhi laundon ki gaand maari theen, apane nange lund se maari theen, condom wondom kaa koi lafadaa nahin. isaliye mujhe condom ke istemaal kaa pataa nahin thaa. mainne sochaa thaa ki condom mere lund par chadhaa rahegaa. lekin jhadane ke baad jab meraa lund dheelaa huaa thaa to condom phisalane lagaa thaa aur usake bheetar jamaa maal idhar-udhar se bahane lagaa thaa. mera plan tabhi fail ho chukaa hotaa par mujhe kiraane ke saamaan mein lipataa ek rubberband mil gayaa thaa, jise mainne phat se apane condom ke oopar chadhaa liyaa thaa. Quick planning. condom kaa phisalanaa ruk gayaa thaa. meraa maal us condom ke bheetar qaid thaa. meraa plan phir se patari par aa gaya thaa.

seedhiyon par usake chadhane ki aawaaz aaee. phir darawaaze ke baahar se usaki pukaar sunaaee padi, "bhayya". main to "so" rahaa thaa, isaliye mujhe wo sunaaee nahin padi aur mainne koi jawaab nahin diyaa. kyaa usane sochaa hogaa ki main bathroom mein hoon? usane darawaazaa kholaa kar jhaankaa hogaa, jise mainne hameshaa ki tarah khulaa hi chhodaa thaa waranaa wo bheetar kaise aataa? usane mujhe bistar par chaddar se lipate huye pade dekhaa hogaa. ab use kisi najoomi se poochhane ki zaroorat nahin thi ki main bathroom mein nahin balki apane bistar mein padaa thaa aur shaayad so rahaa thaa.

usane bheetar aakar darwaazaa udakaa diyaa. phir wo bahut dheere se chalate huye palang ke paas aayaa. main apani bagal par, computer table ki or peeth kiye letaa thaa. mere badan par gardan tak chaddar dhanki thi. meri aankhen band theen. meri saansein normal speed se chal rahee theen. ab use yah sochane ke liye koi rocket scientist hone ki zaroorat nahin thi ki main "so" rahaa thaa.

usake chehare par zaroor ek khushi aae hogi. jagate huye zyaadaatar main khud hi computer istemaal kar rahaa hotaa hoon, aur phir use bahut der tak intazaar karanaa padataa hai computer "khaali" hone kaa. pichhale do din se mainne use computer bilkul istemaal nahin karane diyaa thaa. wo bhi mere plan kaa hissaa thaa.

wo computer table par gayaa aur usane meraa likhaa huaa message padhaa hogaa, "Junaid! mujhe 5 baje jagaa denaa. thanx."

4 baje the.

ab ek ghante ke liye kamare aur computer par usakaa raaj thaa, aur main wahaan ho kar bhi usake liye wahaan nahin thaa.

computer table ki kursi khiskaaye jaane ki aawaaz aaee. wo baith gayaa thaa. phir computer kaa button dabane ki aur computer start hone ki saari aawaazein aaeen. phir mouse ke click ki aawaaz aaee aur thodi der mein usake Mario kaa theme music shuru ho gayaa. usane khelanaa shuru kar diyaa thaa. mera plan sahi chal rahaa thaa.

aaj main use chodane waalaa thaa.

meraa lund khadaa hone lagaa thaa.

----------------FLASHBACK
Ansaari uncle se meri mulaaqaat abhi qareeb teen maheene pahale packaged doodh ke staal par hui thi jahaan se main bread, butter wagairah liyaa karataa thaa. unakaa doodh ghar par aataa thaa par baaki saamaan wo bhi waheen se lete the. ham donon kaee baar ek doosare ko dekh chuke par us jaane kaise baat shuru ho gaee thee. jab unhein maaloom padaa ki mainne polytechnique kiyaa hai aur yaheen ek factory mein supervisor hoon to unhonne mujhe apane ghar bulaayaa thaa. unaki ek travelling agency aur apani busein aur caarein chalatee thee. bade log the. wo qareeb 40 ke rahe honge aur main 20 kaa.

qareeb ek maheene tak teen chaar baar mujhase manuhaar karane ke baad ek din shaam ko wo mujhe usi dukaan se, ek tarah se jabardastee hi apane saath apane ghar le gaye the. wahaan par aunty se mulaaqaat huee thee. unakaa nature bhi bahut achchhaa thaa. uncle ne jab aunty ko bataayaa ki main ghar se door yahaan Patel saaheb ke yahaan kiraaye ke kamare mein rahataa hoon aur Sardar ji ke yahaan kaa tiffin letaa hoon, to aunty kaa dil mere dukhon se bhar aayaa aur unhonne mujhe dinner saath lene ko kahaa par meri waitingforyourdick se chatting kaa time ho rahaa thaa, isaliye main bhaagane ki firaaq mein thaa.

tabhi Junaid ne bheetar kadam rakhaa, aur main waitingforyourdick, your12inchforme, iamyourdarling, slaveme, letmesuckyeeou, myassiswet sabako bhool gayaa thaa.

goraa rang, chhotaa cheharaa, height kareeb 5 feet, chikanaa bharaa badan. umr kareeb 15 saal hogi. chehare par ek "mujhe bas apane se matalab hai" ke bhaav the. meraa lund hilane lagaa thaa.

usane bas ek nazar mujhe dekhaa thaa, aur aadhe second mein hi jaan gayaa thaa ki mujh jaise usase 1 feet lambe, kaale, hatte-katte, bhaaloo usake qaabil nahin thaa. wo seedhaa bheetar jaane ke liye badhataa rathaa par par ansaari uncle ne apani zordaar aawaaz mein huqm jaari kiyaa thaa "Junaid! Surendra bhayyaa se hello karo." usane phir se mujhe ek berukhi se dekhaa thaa. usake chehare par "teri yah mazaal ki mujh jaise makkhan malaai ki hello sune" ke bhaav the. par zaahir thaa ki baap ki aawaaz sun kar usaki gaand phat jaati thee, isaliye usane waheen par halt ho kar mujhase formally "hello, bhayya" kahaa.

mere kaanon mein ghantiyaan bajee theen, aur meraa lund bhi ghantaa ban gayaa thaa. kyaa aawaaz thee bhosadi ke ki. shahad mein ghuli, jaise 10 saal kaa bachchaa bol rahaa ho.

wo mujhase qareeb 5 feet door khadaa huaa thaa. main uncle aunty ke saath sofe par baithaa thaa. hello bolate samay usakaa cheharaa hi meri taraf thaa, jabki usake paanv aur pooraa badan usake pahale ke raaste se lund baraabar bhi nahin dige the. mujhe Freud se poochhane ki zaroorat nahin thee ki use mujhamein jhaant baraabar bhi ruchi nahin nahin hain.

itanaa chikanaa laundaa, aur aisi berukhi. theek hai main apani 20 saal ki umar mein bhi chaubees-pachchees kaa lagataa thaa, apane bade se, chehare aur bhaari gathile badan ki wajah se, par isakaa matlab yah to nahin ki koi chikanaa, goraa makkhan-malaaee laundaa mujhase ek ghadi dhang se baat bhi na kare. meri jhaantein sulag gaeen theen. mere man ne mujhase kahaa thaa, "bete Surendra Sharma. agar too ise chood na paayaa, to apane 10 inchi lund ko kaat kar phenk denaa."

mainne apane lund kaa challenge sweekaar kiyaa. apun ko bhi jawaan, kamsin laundon ki akadh thikaane lagaane kaa bahut experience thaa. usase usase kam aur usase zyaadaa umr ke usase zyaadaa khoobsoorat, gore, chikane, mulaayam kitane hi launde meraa 10 inchi khaa ke aise deewaane ho chuke the, ki main unhein chauraahon par neelaam kar detaa to wo bik maan jaate bas is shart par ki main unhein chodate rahaa karoon.

main use kaise jaane de sakataa thaa? uncle ke huqm par amal pooraa ho chukaa thaa. wo mere jawaab ka intazaar kiye binaa apanaa cheharaa ghumaa kar phir chalanaa shuru karane hi waalaa thaa ki mainne kahaa, "hello, Junaid." aur waheen baithe baithe apanaa haath usaki taraf shake karane ke liye badhaa diyaa.

wo thahar gayaa, usane mere badhe haath ki taraf dekhaa, aur phir apane paapaa ke taraf, jinake chehare par to muskuraahat hogi, par aankhon se AK47 chal rahee hogi. ab usaki kyaa majaal ki mujhase hand shake kiye binaa jaataa. mera pahalaa plan saphal ho gayaa thaa.

usane bahut dheere, dheere chalate hue mere paas aane kaa ehasaan kiyaa aur mujhase haath milaayaa. koi garmi nahin, koi utsaah nahin, sar par laadi gai rawaayat poori ki. usaki aankhein mujhase kah rahi theen, "jangali bandar, teri to lottery lag gaee mujh jaise sundar ladake kaa haath choo kar."

mainne kahaa, "baitho." aur saamane ki khaali kursi par ishaaraa kiyaa. wo jaa kar gir gayaa. meraa doosaraa plan saphal ho gayaa thaa.

mainne usase poochhaa, "kaun si class mein padhate ho?"

usane bolaa, "8th mein." jabaki usaki aawaaz kah rahi thi, "mujhe jaane de, maadarchod bhaaloo."

mainne kahaa, "business family se ho, to aage commerce lene kaa sochaa hogaa?"

usase pahale usake paapaa bole, "school kyaa zyaataa hai, saari duniyaa par ehsaan karataa hai. do saal fail ho chukaa hai. pichhale saal fail hone par school se nikaal diyaa thaa, to mainne apane rasookh se doosare school mein dalawaayaa. par isane school se to eenth kutte kaa bair thaan liyaa hai."

ab aunty ne morchaa sambhaalaa, "18 saal ka ho gayaa hai magar dimaag mein abhi tak bachapanaa bharaa hai. din bhar ghoomane, phirane, chhichhore chhokaron ke saath mataragashti karane ke alaawaa koi kaam nahin hai. allah ne ek hi betaa diyaa wo bhi aisaa aawaaraa nikal rahaa hai."

to wo 18 saal kaa thaa. dikhataa 14-15 saal kaa thaa. bolataa 10 saal jaisaa thaa.

uncle ne Junaid se bholaa, "Surendra bhayyaa ne mechanical mein diplomaa kiyaa hai, tujhase sirf do saal bade hain par yahaan factory mein naukari kar rahe hain aur apanaa pooraa kharch chalaa rahe hain, ghar par paisaa bhi bhejate hain."

Junaid ne phir aadhe second ke liye mujhe dekhaa. usaki nazaron ne mujhase kahaa "main tujh jaise gaand ke chhed ki wajah se hi zaleel ho rahaa hoon".

meraa lund phir thirakane lagaa. mere man ne kahaa, "isaki seal todane mein to bahut mazaa aayegaa. badan ki bhi aur man ki bhi."

aunty ne kahaa, "Surendra Betaa, ise kuchh samajhaao, apani tarah banaao. business itanaa phail gayaa hai, sab isiko to sambhaalanaa hai. apani zimmedaari to samajhanaa shure kare."

meraa man garden garden ho gayaa. main soch rahaa thaa ki ab mujhe Junaid ke chakkar lagaane ke liye baar-baar usake ghar aane ke bahaane dhoondhane padenge. par ab mujhe usase milane julane kaa blank cheque mil gayaa thaa.

mainne Junaid se kahaa, "Junaid, jab chaaho mere room aa jaayaa karanaa."

usane apane sar ko aadhaa inch haan mein hilaayaa. chalo wo room par aane ko tayyar thaa. mainne apane khayaalon mein use apane bistar par lete dekhaa. mere lund se paani ki boond jhad gaee thee.

mainne poochhaa, "computer chalaanaa aataa hai."

usane sar ko phir aadhaa inch hilaayaa. haan mein.

uncle ne fauran safaaee di, "ek letter tak nahin type kar sakataa. haan game khelanaa zaroor aataa hai. "

mere dimaag mein ghanti baji. chuggaa mil gayaa thaa.

mainne apani aawaaz mein ekdam bachchon jaisi utsukataa bharate huye poochhaa, "game khelanaa pasand hai?"

tab jaa kar usaki aankhon mein ek chamak aaee. usane pahali baar apane man se kuchh bolaa thaa, "haan." phir jodaa thaa, "magar ab to cyper par khelane ke paise bhi nahin milate hain."

aunty ne kahaa, "cyber ke naam par paise le kar chigarette piyegaa to kyun denge?"

mainne junaid se kahaa, "Junaid, cigarette peenaa ek waahiyaat shauq hai. usase kuchh milataa nahin aur sehat bhi kharaab hoti hai."

wo neeche dekhane lagaa thaa.

mainne aage bolaa, "main yahaan kamaraa lekar akele rahataa hoon. mujhe koi rokane-tokane waalaa nahin hai, par phir bhi main cigarette, sharaab nahin peetaa hoon."

uncle, aunty jaise geele ho kar bah nikale. un donon ne meri taraf ek aisi taareef, ek aise pyaar ki nazaron ke dekhaa.

mainne kahaa, "kaun se game pasand hain? pacman? digger?"

wo saari baatein bhool gayaa. usaki aankhon mein tez utsaah dikhaa aur wo khushi se bolaa, "Mario".

chidiyaa chuggaa chug gaee thee.

mainne kahaa, "mere computer par mario bhi hai. tum jab chaaho khelane aa jaayaa karo. magar waadaa karo ki tum computer par baaki kaam bhi seekhoge?"

usane binaa soche haan mein sar hilaayaa. mujhe yaqeen ho gayaa ki usakaa wo waadaa pooraa karane kaa koi iraadaa nahin thaa.

mainne kahaa, "waadaa karo ki ek maheene baad tum papa ke daftar jaaoge aur unake computer par apane haathon se ek letter type karke karoge."

usane phir usi jaahiraanaa jhuuthi haan mein sar hilaayaa thaa.

uncle, aunty usaki haan dekh kar balliyon uchhalane lage the.

main jaane ke liye khadaa huaa.

aunty boleen, "betaa. til ke laddoo banaaye the. thode le jaao." aur mere kuchh kahane se pahale hi uth kar bheetar chalee gaeen.

Junaid bolaa, "chaliye bhayya, aapako ghar chhod aataa hoon."

Hmm! to wo meraa kamaraa dekhanaa chaahataa thaa. tabhi to wo wahaan aa kar game khel paayegaa. smart guy!

uncle ne usase kahaa, "haath munh dho kar jaa. sab dhool mitti lagi hai."

Junaid bheetar chalaa gayaa.

ab main aur uncle khade huye the. uncle ne dheere se mujhase kahaa, "Surendra Betaa. mujhe kahate huye sharm aa rahi hai par Junaid ko ladakiyon kaa shauq lagaa hai. shiqaayat par shiqaayat aati rahati hai, ki aaj isane use chhedaa, usakaa peecha kiyaa. kuchh ke saath to sab kuchh kar chukaa hai. sundar hai, isliye ladakiyaan set bhi ho jaati hain. mujhe baap hone kaa lihaaj hai isaliye is baare mein isase seedhi baat kar bhi nahin paataa hoon. mujhe to apane khaandaan kaa naam doobataa nazar aa rahaa hai. tum ise samajhaao, maaro, peeto, magar, isako sudhaaro."

wow.

wow.

wow.